And now, an abrupt change of subject and mood. A welcome change, a much needed change, a distraction I am fully embracing even though it has the potential to polarize some of you. Because THIS IS SPONSORED CONTENT. I just wrote that. Those words just came out of my mouth. And you know what? That mouth is still clean enough to kiss (the dogs).
A few months ago IKEA approached me and asked if they could help furnish a room in my home, and the one that I needed the most help with was the guest room. Because this is the first time I've ever owned a place with a spare room that I can dedicate to friends from out of town. So. If you have a problem with sponsored content, that's fine. You are entitled to those feelings and we can still be friends. But I probably won't let you sleep in my awesome new guest room.
You get the couch. And when you're asleep I might write on your forehead with permanent marker. KIDDING. I'd just use a pencil.
I've read countless articles in home decor magazines about guest rooms and the amenities that make guests feel welcome and most at ease. But I never really paid any attention because I wasn't ever going to have a room — a whole freaking room (sorry, that Mormon curse word just popped into my brain out of nowhere [FLIPPIN, FETCHIN, HECK!]) — where at the foot of the bed I could put out two plush towels topped with a box of chocolates for when the President decided to drop by. Because he and I are buddies, you knew that right? I wore purple tights while sitting twenty feet away from him and now I'm in his will.
In the past I've always had to make sure that the cushions on the couch were free of stray coins and gummy bears. Or that the blow-up mattress didn't have a hole through which it would empty all night long like a hissing possum. And when my guests woke up with a backache I'd get out the bottle of ibuprofen, hand them a glass of water and say, "I promise not to blog about your bed head."
Because I am a giver.
Throughout my travels as A Professional Writer About My Feelings, I've stayed in hotel rooms that ranged from luxurious to WHAT THE HELL IS THAT STAIN ON THE PILLOW (blood? bodily fluid? AXE deodorant?!?!?!?!). So I'm trying to pull from those experiences to make this room a true gem, a place where my friends (Barack) can rest in the most comfortable atmosphere possible. And so I want to know what your experiences have been. Have you ever stayed in a guest room that you wanted to take home? Was it the thread count on the sheets? The hand towels? The complimentary foot rub?
So many of you have recently reached out and said I could crash at your place if I ever needed it, so many strangers offering me a place to put my head. Because of that I want to show you this whole process so that if any of you needed a place to stay (after I performed a background check and made sure you weren't a felon or intended to steal Chuck or had ever been known to sleep walk in the nude) you, too, would have a place to rest your head. Is that cheesy? I don't care. As cheesy as the plate of charcuterie and imported Champignon Brie I'll have waiting for you when you walk in and drop your luggage. First you'll have to acknowledge Coco, though. She'll have jumped up and wrapped herself around your neck while screeching at an octave likely to cause head trauma.
I also wanted you guys to know that Jon is working on this project with me. He'll be doing all the video work, so we're honing our skills when it comes to collaboration. It's a good thing.
So. What makes you feel most at home?
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This post is brought to you by IKEA and THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DISCLOSURE, WHAT UP, FTC!
AmandaB said:
A gripe that stems from every hotel I've ever stayed in: make sure the alarm clock is simple enough that Coco could use it.
I don't think I've ever actually stayed in a guest room except for at my grandparents' house so my advice is don't store all the moth balls in the free world in the guest room closet. And not everyone needs a 2,000-watt nightlight to avoid breaking a hip during a midnight trek to the bathroom.
That's all I got...
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02.13.12 - 10:13 AM / 1inthesky said:
Whiskey! But for real... A nice big ol' mirror. You know how many times I had to do hair, make-up, and get pretty using some teeny tiny mirror I packed? Too many times. I'm polite and hate hogging the bathroom mirror, but I'm also vain as hell and I don't want to look like a hipster version of Baby Jane.
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02.13.12 - 10:15 AM / 2jesslikewhoah said:
Usually something small, like my husbands smile. Or the little squeeze he gives just before he lets go from a hug.
Sometimes, it's okay to take a step back and look at the little things, that no one really thinks about.
But I also like oversized soft blankets and I hate dirty dishes in the sink. :) Maybe we'll stop by on our way to the West coast!
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02.13.12 - 10:16 AM / 3dianaparkhouse said:
One of the best rooms I ever stayed in was dark (blackout curtains)and warm (central heating) and private (top of the house (loft)). It did not have an en-suite, though (that would have made it perfect).
Rooms that do not have any of the hosts stuff in. None of their books, none of their photos. Rooms with their things in make you feel like you are an imposition.
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02.13.12 - 10:17 AM / 4EliBailey said:
I think my favorite guest room experience was when I stayed with my brother and his wife several years ago. They had a beautifully decorated guest room with its own bathroom. The bed was super comfy; plenty of pillows and super soft sheets, blankets and a massive comforter, and the bathroom already had everything I needed in it - plenty of towels, soap, shampoo, hair dryer . . . it was like staying in a hotel but way more warm and homey. This was not too long after my ex-husband and I had separated, and I was sort of homeless and trying to figure out what to do. Everything in that room felt good, smelled good, and I didn't have to ask for anything. I think that's the key - make it so they don't have to ask for anything. I seriously wanted to live there.
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02.13.12 - 10:19 AM / 5dianaparkhouse said:
Oh, and a big comfy chair and a good mattress, and a choice of lots of pillows. DO NOT SCROOGE ON THE PILLOWS.
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02.13.12 - 10:20 AM / 6lilithevie said:
Best thing ever in a friend's guest room -- a basket with essentials and house information. The basket had chapstick, hand lotion, shampoo, toothpaste, ear plugs, chocolate, face wash, etc. It also had a card with key information like the wireless password, information about the alarm, where an extra blanket was, etc. Next to the basket, a carafe of water and a cup. Perfection.
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02.13.12 - 10:20 AM / 7squirrelgirl22 said:
Make sure that there are electrical outlets--or a power strip with an extension cord--near to the bedside table.
In my home, I have my phone charger on my bedside table and I love when I travel not to have to keep my phone across the room simply because that's where the accessible outlets are.
And on a squishier note, an extra bed pillow or two in the closet! It's never fun for a multi-pillow sleeper like me to try to use a couch cushion as a second bed pillow.
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02.13.12 - 10:22 AM / 8cactuswren said:
Fun!
I am a freak who can't sleep unless I am super comfortable, so the most important thing to me is that the bed be (a) big enough (b) reasonably soft and (c) have extra pillows that I can hug/use as a body pillow. I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THE IMPORTANCE OF EXTRA PILLOWS.
Otherwise, my favorite guest room ever was in this tiny little upstairs nook at my aunt's house, and there was literally just enough room to walk around the bed, but it was so cushy and welcoming, with a nice dimmable floor lamp and super cozy bed, I swear I could have just moved in forever.
I wouldn't have thought of suggesting the mirror, but that is a totally good point too, @inthesky
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02.13.12 - 10:25 AM / 9dooce said:
These are excellent suggestions, you guys. A lot that I haven't thought about.
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02.13.12 - 10:26 AM / 10Beth Powanda Shady said:
What makes me feel at home while traveling is bringing something from my home that I find peaceful and comforting. Since I live by the ocean, I like to bring a piece of it with me. That is my SeaweedArt- greeting cards and prints created from my pressed seaweed collages. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/seaweedart/sea...
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02.13.12 - 10:30 AM / 11LeahW. said:
Me and my boyfriend stayed in a very nice, boutique hotel (hotel.com FTW!) and yes, the huge bed with fluffy pillows, large basin sink in the bathroom, ridiculously well-stocked mini-bar and overall lovely design work was great, but what really blew me away was the small loveseat and table where we could stretch our laptops. Having someplace comfortable to sit that wasn't the bed was really nice, plus it really made you notice how large the room was that there was space for it.
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02.13.12 - 10:34 AM / 12lobsterandi said:
Holy shit. Your commenters expect more than I do. A basket of amenities and a house rules card? YOWZA.
I agree with almost everyone - PILLOWS. I hate borrowing pillows form the children, getting stained pillows, lumpy pillows, pillows that don't properly fit into pillowcases. Gross.
I do agree that its good to have MOST of your crap out of that room. If you want to put family board games or things that aren't very personal int he closet AND they are well organized, not an eye sore - DO IT. I don't care about your board games. As long as you don't need to go in and get those htings while I am staying there, I don't care. Just be sure to leave me spaces to put my clothes. And give me semi-decent curtains/shades so I dont have to get up at the crack of dawn.
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02.13.12 - 10:34 AM / 13josephine said:
My favorite place to stay is my friend Ashley's house, and it's because in her guest room there is a picture frame next to the bed, and she always fills that frame with a picture of whomever is staying the night (so in my case, usually a drunken picture of the two of us in college years ago). It's just a fun little personal touch that I love that she takes the time to do!
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02.13.12 - 10:34 AM / 14squyks said:
For a variety of reasons I am quite timid about painting my walls.... so one guest-room I particularly remember was beautifully done with blue. Not like it had fallen into a paint bucket, but the details all worked in one color scheme, and I loved that.
I'll second the not-having-to-ask-for-anything setup, but I don't agree with it being all empty. I love staying at my bff's place where the guest-room bookshelf is fiiiiilled with her books.
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02.13.12 - 10:34 AM / 15Wallydraigle said:
Blackout curtains, so I don't wake up at 4 in the morning.
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02.13.12 - 10:35 AM / 16starlounging said:
I would say that there should be some hand lotion in the bedside table for sure! I always forget to bring it with me when I go to visit a friend, and my skin is dry this winter. Some cute photos and knick-knacks around are fine, but leave enough space on the top of a dresser / table so that the guest can put their toiletries, books, or whatever else they travel with in an accessible place. Also, a nice big mirror on the wall so your guest can get a view of his/her outfit before they come out of the room is great, too.
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02.13.12 - 10:35 AM / 17luv and kiwi said:
For me: I love sheets I can melt into, the extra pillows is great one (up above @cactuswren), I like it when they give me TWO towels instead of just one. I have big curly hair. It needs it's own towel darn it all. I like having a drawer or closet space I can hide my suitcase/unpack my clothes in so I feel less like a snail. (i.e. traveling with my house on my back)
For them: I always try for a neutral smell like lavendar. I also like to make sure there's lotion and stuff available in case they forgot anything. Just want them to feel like they're "HOME" home.
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02.13.12 - 10:37 AM / 18jilllovesbacon said:
Yes to all of the above: extra pillows, nightstands with lights and accessible outlets, large mirror, bathroom sundries, etc.
We also have a couple of large plush robes in the closet (along with plenty of space and extra hangers if something needs to be hung). Big ol' robes are always too big to pack and it makes that morning coffee so much less awkward.
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02.13.12 - 10:37 AM / 19jclarenbach said:
I don't know that IKEA can help with this, but I've always loved staying in guest rooms that have a bookshelf with a collection of things the hosts like. It's fun to see what's there, I'm usually introduced to something I didn't know about before, and it's homey.
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02.13.12 - 10:37 AM / 20marthajoyous said:
These are a few things I've noticed from staying with family and traveling around a lot with an infant, who usually is sleeping in the pack and play in the same room. It is annoying when a guest room doesn't have room darkening window treatments. The number of times I have stolen towels from the bathroom or scavenged lap blankets and attempted all sorts of weird methods to hold them up over the windows so that my infant will sleep in past six is a bit frustrating! I know I might be in the minority here but I also think it is nice to have a digital alarm clock set to the right time. Even if you have a cell phone (which I don't), I think it is nice to wake up and immediately see if you should attempt to make your toddler go back to sleep in bed with you while simultaneously kicking you in the head, or just get up with him already.
Best blankets--a down comforter with a flannel or linen cover. Soft cotton or linen sheets. A bed that doesn't squeak, like the one at my in-laws.
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02.13.12 - 10:38 AM / 21jenwilson said:
I stayed at my Friend Jen B's place one night (you know her) and we came in quite late. She had in our room a pitcher of ice cold water, which was pretty much the BEST THING EVER after traveling for a million hours in a van with four kids. And that's the only think I can think of. Ice cold water. And lots of it. In cute IKEA glasses.
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02.13.12 - 10:38 AM / 22Helen Jane said:
This is total hotel luxury for me, but obvious access to electricity and a clean flat space for charging all of me devices, that's pretty nice.
Yay! We're doing our guest room too, right now (reciprocity, sister) so I am thrilled to be able to play along.
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02.13.12 - 10:39 AM / 23jsherwin said:
Marpac Dohm-DS white noise machine. I didn't know what a good night's sleep was until I got one.
http://www.marpac.com/Marpac-Dohm-DS/dp/B006Z9V1V2
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02.13.12 - 10:43 AM / 24JennL877 said:
I stayed with my BFF who has a 3 year old. She put a sound machine in my room because she was worried her little one's early morning routine would wake me up. She also had a little card with the wireless internet info, location of extra towels, pillows, blankets, etc on the nightstand along with a few bottles of water. Because she's my BFF and I'm carrying her/husbands baby( long story and I wouldn't expect this from just anyone) she put a stack of CD's and DVD's in the room next to the TV she thought I would like. I didn't feel like an imposition and had such a great relaxing time.
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02.13.12 - 10:47 AM / 25EvilJulie said:
I always say my apartment is decorated in early IKEA, so whatever you and they come up with will be fantastic, because they're my style (broke Brooklynite with taste).
But, things that I like to have while traveling as a thesis-writing grad student? A place to hole up and read/write when I have to (thesis-writing and research don't stop even while traveling)--this could be an armchair, a table and chair, a desk, whatever. A simple alarm clock, a fair amount of plugs (who doesn't travel with tech that needs to be recharged in this day and age?), pillows, blankets, and possibly a mirror. I'm expecting a friend's house, not a B&B.
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02.13.12 - 10:47 AM / 26katrynka said:
I have never had a guest room either, but I always remember someone's home that I was in years ago. There were all sorts of toiletries, meds, snacks etc. in the room. It made me feel so pampered. I also love a suitcase holder/rack, whatever it is called! If you are not the unpacking sort, or you are not staying long, it is nice to have your suitcase up off the floor, and easily accessible.
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02.13.12 - 10:54 AM / 27phoebe218 said:
So many great comments. If I'm ever a guest, I might never leave.
For me, extra blankets is key. I'm rarely cold, but once or twice I found myself cold in the middle of the night and had to go investigating. And, that is just a strange feeling. So, a couple of extra blankets to be easily found so that your guests don't feel like they are being needy OR somehow casting a doubt on your ability to warm your home adequately. Body temps vary so much one person's warm is another's cool.
Extra pillows. Comfortable mattress. Power strip.
I love the idea of a bookshelf.
I adore the idea of a wifi password note.
Awesome stuff.
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02.13.12 - 10:56 AM / 28Sabine said:
I'm going to second-third-fourth PILLOWS! Personally, I like a fat, hard pillow, which most people do not. So being able to stack a couple of pillows up together so I don't wake up with a cramp in my shoulder/neck area is a nice bonus.
And I also second the idiot-proof alarm clock. What a great idea.
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02.13.12 - 10:58 AM / 29Regency Romantic said:
Crisp, smooth sheets, a down (or reasonable facsimile) comforter, and lots of pillows (to barricade myself from the monsters and to keep my feet out of the cold spots - no mocking) top my list of favorite guest room amenities. This project sounds fun, and I'm glad to hear/read you sounding excited again!
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